Casino Quotes Joe Pesci

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Casino quotes,Casino (1995)

Director: Martin Scorsese,Stars: Robert De Niro, Sharon Stone, Joe Pesci

I do not own this video. It is for entertainment purposes only. Riverside Casino Flight Deals A running gun battle and car chase ensues as the mercenaries pursue the surviving convoy to the port of Nice. The film boast such stars as Robert De Niro, Joe Pesci, and Sharon Stone. The fiery flapper was born today, July 24, 1900, in Montgomery, Alabama. You better get your own fuckin army pal! That's the way I.

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Nicky Santoro: I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and… walk in and see and, uh… if you don't have my money for me, I'll… crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.

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Ace Rothstein: [voice-over] When you love someone, you've gotta trust them. There's no other way. You've got to give them the key to everything that's yours. Otherwise, what's the point? And for a while, I believed, that's the kind of love I had.
[Ace’s car explodes]

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Ace Rothstein: [voice-over] No matter how big a guy might be, Nicky would take him on. You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And if you beat him with a gun, you better kill him, because he'll keep comin' back and back until one of you is dead.

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Ace Rothstein: [to Don] Listen to me very carefully. There are three ways of doing things around here: the right way, the wrong way, and the way that *I* do it. You understand?

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Nicky Santoro: So in other words – I'm fucked.
Ace Rothstein: In so many words, yes.

I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your ****in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your ****in' head open again. 'Cause I'm ****in' stupid. I don't give a **** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do. Actor: Joe Pesci

When you love someone, you've gotta trust them. There's no other way. You've got to give them the key to everything that's yours. Otherwise, what's the point? And for a while, I believed, that's the kind of love I had. Actor: Robert De Niro

No matter how big a guy might be, Nicky would take him on. You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And if you beat him with a gun, you better kill him, because he'll keep comin' back and back until one of you is dead. Actor: Robert De Niro

Listen to me very carefully. There are three ways of doing things around here: the right way, the wrong way, and the way that *I* do it. You understand? Actor: Robert De Niro

You took your boots off? You put your feet on the table? You shit-kicking, stinky, horse-manure-smellin' **** you. You **** me up over there, I'll stick you in a hole in the ****in' desert. Actor: Joe Pesci

You hear a little girl, Frankie? Is that a little girl, Ace? Is that a little ****in' girl? What happened to the ****in' tough guy who told my friend to stick it up his ****in' ass? Actor: Joe Pesci

In Vegas, everybody's gotta watch everybody else. Since the players are looking to beat the casino, the dealers are watching the players. The box men are watching the dealers. The floor men are watching the box men. The pit bosses are watching the floor men. The shift bosses are watching the pit bosses. The casino manager is watching the shift bosses. I'm watching the casino manager. And the eye-in-the-sky is watching us all. Actor: Robert De Niro

The town will never be the same. After the Tangiers, the big corporations took it all over. Today it looks like Disneyland. And while the kids play cardboard pirates, Mommy and Daddy drop the house payments and Junior's college money on the poker slots. In the old days, dealers knew your name, what you drank, what you played. Today, it's like checkin' into an airport. And if you order room service, you're lucky if you get it by Thursday. Today, it's all gone. You get a whale show up with four million in a suitcase, and some twenty-five-year-old hotel school kid is gonna want his Social Security Number. After the Teamsters got knocked out of the box, the corporations tore down practically every one of the old casinos. And where did the money come from to rebuild the pyramids? Junk bonds. But in the end, I wound up right back where I started. I could still pick winners, and I could still make money for all kinds of people back home. And why mess up a good thing? Actor: Robert De Niro

This guy could **** up a cup of coffee. Actor: Joe Pesci

I lost control? Look at you, you're **** walking around like John Barrymore! A **** pink robe and a **** cigarette holder? I lost control? Actor: Joe Pesci

In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and to keep them coming back. The longer they play, the more they lose, and in the end, we get it all. Actor: Robert De Niro

Listen, if you didn't know you're bein' scammed, you're too ****in' dumb to keep this job. If you did know, you were in on it. Either way, you're out. Get out! Go on. Let's go. Actor: Robert De Niro

The bombing was never authorized, but I suspect I know who lit the fuse. And so did the powers that be. Actor: Robert De Niro

Take care Steve, take chances and drive fast. Actor: Sharon Stone

You **** mo-mo, what's the matter with you? Actor: Robert De Niro

And this... this is how she backed him off. Actor: Robert De Niro

Whoever it was, they put the dynamite under the passenger's side. But what they didn't know, what nobody outside the factory knew, was that that model car was made with a metal plate under the driver's seat. It's the only thing that saved my life. Actor: Robert De Niro

Back home, they would have put me in jail for what I'm doing. Here, they're giving me awards. Actor: Robert De Niro

The little guy. He wouldn't be **** the Jew's wife, would he? Actor: Pasquale Cajano

I fly stuff in fresh every day. I get bread from back home, I get fish from California, and you can always tell a great kitchen like ours 'cause of the milk-fed veal. That's the secret. See milk-fed veal is pure white. Out here, they got that pink veal. Slide over, honey. Now pink veal, you can pound that shit for two days, and it'll never ever get tender, you know what I mean? Actor: Joe Pesci

We're supposed to be robbin' this place, you dumb ****in' Hebe. Actor: Joe Pesci

This is the end result of all the bright lights, and the comp trips, and all the champagne, and free hotel suites, and all the broads and all the booze. It's all been arranged just for us to get *your money*. Actor: Robert De Niro

I'm looking at you right now. I'm seeing you for the very first time right this minute. I'm seeing you and I can feel my heart click. I see you fourteen years old. I see the first second i ever saw you. I see you long-legged little colt, stupid braces on your teeth. Every time I ever see you, that's what I see. Actor: James Woods

****in' bosses. I mean, they're smokin' their Di Nobilis and they're eatin' trippa and ****in' suffritt', you know, fried pigs guts? While, if I wanna talk private, I gotta go to a ****in' bus stop. Actor: Joe Pesci

What could I say? If I had given them the wrong answer, I mean, Nicky, Ginger, Ace - all of them could have wind up getting killed. Because there's one thing you gotta know about these old timers, they don't like any **** around with the other guy's wives. It's bad for business. So I lied. And even though I knew that by lying to Gaggi, I could have wound up getting killed myself. Actor: Frank Vincent

Nicky's methods of betting weren't scientific, but they worked. When he won, he collected. When he lost, he told the bookies to go **** themselves. I mean, what were they going to do, muscle Nicky? Nicky was the muscle. Actor: Robert De Niro

A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all ****in' night. Actor: Joe Pesci

When it looked like they could get twenty-five years to life in prison just for skimming a casino, sick or no ****in' sick you knew people were going to get clipped. Actor: Joe Pesci

That's a lot of money to be counting out in public. Actor: Don Rickles

I don't give a shit who he's connected to. Tell him to take his ****in' feet off the table. What's he think this is, a goddamn sawdust joint? Actor: Robert De Niro

Get this through your head you Jew ****, you! You only exist out here because of me! That's the only reason! Without *me*, you, personally, every ****in' wise guy skell around'll take a piece of your ****in' Jew **** Then where you gonna go? You're ****in' warned! Don't ever go over my ****in' head again! You ****, you. Actor: Joe Pesci

If you ever get of line over there again, I'll smash your ****in' head in so hard, you won't be able to put that cowboy hat on. You hear me? ****in' hick. Actor: Joe Pesci

I'm what counts out here. Not your ****in' country clubs or your ****in' TV shows. And what the **** are you doin' on TV anyhow? Actor: Joe Pesci

For two days and two ****in' nights, we beat the shit out of this guy. I mean, we even stuck ice-picks in his balls. Actor: Joe Pesci

What are you staring at you bald-headed Jew prick? Actor: Joe Pesci

Peek-a-boo, you ****s, you! Actor: Joe Pesci

Normally, my prospects of coming back alive from a meeting with Nicky were 99 out of 100. But this time, when I heard him say 'a couple of hundred yards down the road', I gave myself 50-50. Actor: Robert De Niro

That black book's a joke. It's only got two names in it for the whole country. And one of them's still Al Capone. Actor: Joe Pesci

Me? Thats why The Bosses sent me out here - they wanted me to make sure none of the other crews robbed the joint. Like these two ****in' ballonheads over here. They were gonna try to bang us outta two hundred ****in' grand? Yeah, right, I'm sure. Actor: Joe Pesci

They had enough of Nicky. They had enough. I mean, how much more were they gonna take? So, they made an example of him and his brother: they buried them while they were still breathing. Actor: Robert De Niro

Maybe if I stick your head through that window over there you'll get unconfused. Give me the ****in money. Actor: Joe Pesci

Take this stiff and pound it up your **** **** Actor: Joe Pesci

Take this one and stick it up your sister's **** Actor: Joe Pesci

If you had any **** heart at all you'd be out ****in' stealing for a living. Actor: Joe Pesci

Oh I don't know whether you know this or not, but you only have your ****in casino because I made that possible. I'm what counts out here, not your ****in country clubs or your ****in TV shows! And what the **** are you doing on TV anyhow? You know I get calls from back home every ****in day, they think you went bat shit! Actor: Joe Pesci

You call yourself a man? You know you're a lyin', low-life, ****ate prick? You know that's what you are? Two small kids at home. I gave you money to pay the ****in' rent and buy groceries, put the heat on. You know your wife called Frankie and told him the ****in' heat's off? Huh? And you didn't gamble that ****in' money? You're gonna stand here and tell me that? Actor: Joe Pesci

Give yourself a hand, right across your **** mouth. Actor: Joe Pesci

Can you feel my eyes on you? Can you feel me look into your heart? Can you feel me in the pit of your stomach? Can you feel me in you? In your heart? Actor: James Woods

I want you to exit this guy off the premises, I want you to exit him off his feet and I want you to use his head to open the **** door. Actor: Robert De Niro

I didn't like the people I was ripping off looking at me, so I used to turn their **** pictures around. Actor: Joe Pesci

Tell that ****in' Pepe if he's switching stones on us, he'd better take a **** camel back to Nigeria. Actor: Joe Pesci

For Nicky, Las Vegas was the **** wild west. Actor: Robert De Niro

If a guy **** tripped over a banana peel, they'd bring me in for it. Actor: Joe Pesci

If you ever come back again, ever, to take her money, next time bring a pistol. That way you've got a chance. Actor: Robert De Niro

Ol' Don's as useless as tits on a boar. Actor: L.Q. Jones

Look at this ****in beaut they put in now. Sherbert send you in here to rob me now? Been **** knocking everyone's dick in all night? Huh, you been beating all the customers tonight, ****? Huh? Jag-off. Hit me. Actor: Joe Pesci

She was doing pretty good with her lawsuit. But before she could start counting her money, the boys back home decided to settle the case out of court instead. So they sent me. Actor: Joe Pesci

I'm sending this kid to Bolivia in a **** box. Actor: James Woods

And take it easy with this shit, will you? I mean, this can only make matters worse. You're a beautiful girl. You don't want to ruin your looks. I've seen a lot of girls get shot to hell from this stuff. Actor: Joe Pesci

They never know what hit them. And if, and when, they do find out that they just got zapped by a cattle prod, they wish they really did have a heart attack. Actor: Robert De Niro

Now, notice how in the count room nobody ever seems to see anything. Somehow, somebody's always lookin' the other way. Now, look at these guys. They look busy, right? They're countin' money. Who wants to bother them? I mean, God forbid they should make a mistake and forget to steal. Actor: Joe Pesci

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What's he doing? He knows those guys he yelled at are friends of ours. What's the matter with him? Making all this mess! Actor: Pasquale Cajano

Now, on top of everything else, I gotta make sure no one ****s around with the Golden Jew. Actor: Joe Pesci

We may have to kick a kike's****outta town. Actor: L.Q. Jones

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Couldn't do it yourself, ya chickenshit cocksucker? Actor: James Woods

In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and keep them coming back. The longer they play, the more they lose. In the end, we get it all. Actor: Robert De Niro

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Back home, they would have put me in jail for what I'm doing. But out here, they're givin' me awards. Actor: Robert De Niro

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